Sunday, September 5, 2010

Some Things Will Not Change

Some things we should learn to accept, whether we like them or not:

The sky is blue.
Water runs downhill.
Sand blows in desert wind.
Rich men can always buy companionship.
Poor men can always find a way to buy beer.
Men, rich or poor, will refuse to ask for directions.
Beautiful women will always dictate the terms or their courtship.
Desperate women will put up with tyrannical men.
Desperate men will put up with contentious women.
Women will change their minds, but not often their behavior.
Men will change their behavior, but not often their minds.
The sun comes up in the East.
The ocean is filled with salt water.
A certain Chicago baseball team will never win the World Series.

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